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Sex done at lunch, your lunch break or around noon. Made famous by Al Bundy of "Married with Children".
I set the sammich on her head while she sucked my shit dry. Nooners rock.
by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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a "quickie" at noon, especially on your lunch break at work, with the chica from accounting
We slipped into the janitor's closet and pounded out a nooner.
by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002
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According to Emma Pillsbury, "when you go out for dessert in the middle of the day!... Right?"
I'm gonna go out later to meet my husband for a nooner ;)
by alphajane March 29, 2011
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