noobinitis

The disease in which your social life becomes taken over by your online life, and you spend countless hours online just searching the internet.

Person 1: HF has taken over my life... my well being... my sole...
Person 2: You sir are suffering from Noobinitis!

by Nick419 August 12, 2013

Noobinality

When a noob tries talking sense, but turns out a load of noob sounds and crap

That guy has such a Noobinality

A certain person who acts like they’re going to end a toxic relationship but jumps back into it straight after

Hey did you hear that max is being as absolute noobin and is dating Jess again

by Noobskin101 November 13, 2019

Also: noobinate; noobinated

The act of being turned into a noob from lack of pwnination.

L337H4XX0R: 0h n0, I'm a victim of noobination! Dammit!!
3V1LH4XX0R: I am de pwnxor

by iamdehpwnx4r November 12, 2007