noncing

Used to describe an activity which involves one person looking to have relations (sexual or intimate) with a minor.
Originates from the word nonce meaning pervert

"He was pure noncing over her the other night"

by duff13 May 8, 2008

Nonce

A Pedo

Big Srroking Facking Nonce

by Best Roadman In The World February 28, 2017

Nonce

Connor Binnington...

Jack said "GO PLAY HOPSCOTCH ON THE RAILWAY CONNOR BINNINGTON, YOU STUPID NONCE!!"

by 32hggggggtg fggiugiursfgufuygg March 13, 2017

Nonce

Stephen tries

Guy 1 -“she looks fit”
Guy 2- “she looks 15”
Guy 1- “you think?”
Guy 2-“fuck me who are you? Stephen tries? You nonce!”

by Someone0187 December 29, 2018

noncing

What Prince Andrew does on a Friday night

Jeffrey: Hey Andrew, want to go out noncing with me and Ghislaine?
Prince Andrew: Well, I was going to go to Pizza Express in Woking, but sure, why the heck not.

by Fu[n]k My Life November 23, 2019

nonc

Calling someone a nonce without using the word, so they can't go bitching to their friends about being called a nonc

Emily you are a nonc cause you like little children

by Skengman 5000 August 16, 2017

nonce

Although this officially means paedophile, this word is often used to mean stupid.

'You thought that Hollywood was in Canada?! You fucking nonce!'

by N.B September 8, 2005