non-event 

a disappointing occasion which was not interesting, especially one which was expected to be exciting and important

The party turned out to be a bit of a non-event - hardly anybody turned up.

non-event by oliverbr May 22, 2006

Non-Event Horizon 

The point at which a friend's Facebook status updates become so numerous and mundane that he or she must be hidden from the News Feed.

"Linda is approaching the Non-Event Horizon. 15 posts so far, most of which have been 'I'm bending at the waist right now.'"

Non-Event Horizon by Johnny Twothumbs May 13, 2010

non-event planner 

a take off of the term "event planner" , this term is used to describe one who has absolutely no clue how to give a fun party,arrange a successful gathering, plan a vacation or tour or coordinate any kind of happening time..........

Sally became known as a non-event planner when she arranged for a group tour to visit a museum featuring the history of needlepoint only to arrive to discover it was closed.

non-event planner by sheila in the car October 17, 2010

Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event 

Politically Correct gone mad. Towards the end of the Julian Calendar cycle, the company you work for may invite you to an event formerly known as a Christmas Party.

Company email: You are hereby invited to the Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event. Please respond by Thursday if you wish to attend. There will be ham.
Employee response: No dice baby, I'm celebrating Christmas that day.

Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event by NaughtyJim December 7, 2010