non dairy creamer

a chick gives you a hand job

she was on the the rag so i got a non dairy creamer

by daymn March 5, 2004

non dairy creamer

A woman with giant breast implants.

"Damn, did you see the non dairy creamer over there!"

by jimmyinu November 13, 2005

non dairy creamer

The white stuff that comes from a dude.

I've been wackin ur sweet spot for long enough baby, now let me have some of that sweet non dairy creamer.

by Cockass August 3, 2007

non-dairy creamer

a girl jacks you off

so gave me a non-dairy creamer

by daymn May 18, 2004

non-dairy creamer

the act of making jizz McCum... when you feel the urge to splurge and pop one off, when you do the big M and make Semen A.k.A non-dairy creamer...
Creamer= jizz
Non-Dairy= cuz it doesnt taste like milk.. trust me..

Johhny made some non-dairy creamer in his pants..

by Cha$e.. a.k.a Mr.MikeHuntIzItchee.. July 31, 2007

Non-dairy creamer

The act of jizzing into a milky drink that you are preparing for a friend or partner, and then watching them drink it.

Dude 1: Is it me or does my latte taste of the ocean?
Dude 2: Are you sure you didn't ask for non-dairy creamer?
Dude 1: Fuck, better get tested.

by LivingThrowaway July 19, 2015