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non dairy creamer 

A woman with giant breast implants.
"Damn, did you see the non dairy creamer over there!"
non dairy creamer by jimmyinu November 13, 2005

non dairy creamer 

I've been wackin ur sweet spot for long enough baby, now let me have some of that sweet non dairy creamer.
non dairy creamer by Cockass August 3, 2007

non-dairy creamer 

so gave me a non-dairy creamer
non-dairy creamer by daymn May 18, 2004

non-dairy creamer 

the act of making jizz McCum... when you feel the urge to splurge and pop one off, when you do the big M and make Semen A.k.A non-dairy creamer...
Creamer= jizz
Non-Dairy= cuz it doesnt taste like milk.. trust me..
Johhny made some non-dairy creamer in his pants..

Non-dairy creamer 

The act of jizzing into a milky drink that you are preparing for a friend or partner, and then watching them drink it.
Dude 1: Is it me or does my latte taste of the ocean?
Dude 2: Are you sure you didn't ask for non-dairy creamer?
Dude 1: Fuck, better get tested.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026