no pan

No pan is similar to no cap. Meaning no lie or you’re not joking. In this case, you’re not grillin’ you’re fryin.

Don’t sleep on Tecumseh and Randy Collins Jr. No pan.

by SheTextedFirst February 22, 2019

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no u x pan

super hot gay ship that i love so much

dude you like no u x pan? fuck yeah!

by panlmao March 22, 2021

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Dance with no pants

Engage in sexual intercourse. As coined by Howard Wolowitz.

I did the dance with no pants with Sharon last night.

by tbbt June 4, 2011

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no pants month

April 2020: COVID-19 Shelter In Place. Nuff said.

Ted: Yo, how is your work from home policy working for you?

Chris: No Pants Month. Digging it. Avoiding the boomer remover and the wife is staying COVIDgilent. Molly and I may actually work on some corona boomers. Wish me luck.

by the comand'r March 21, 2020

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I have no pants on

A most highly effective statement one can use to quickly end an episode of unwanted texting with a platonic friend.

It seemed she was unable to stop what had become endless workplace texting and so I texted, “I have no pants on,” which brought it to a screeching halt for the rest of the afternoon.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2021

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You Ain't Got No Pancake Mix

Absurd, stream-of-consciousness phrase used by Zach Galifianakis in a stand-up routine in Luna Park, West Hollywood, California in January 1999. The term has come to be a broader vehicle for closing an argument or putting a speaker off balance. This use can be viewed on YouTube by searching for "Zach Galifanakis Luna Park 1999". The line occurs about about 5:31 into the routine.

From Zach Glifianakis' 1999 Luna Park, West Hollywood comedy routine:

"Why do I sit around Indian-style on my hardwood floor, yelling out to myself, 'You ain't got no pancake mix!'?"

by MrFrankBlack November 2, 2011

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