When you shit in a girl’s eyelids and then eat her out while she tries to play where’s Waldo.
Customer: “Hey, can I buy this book of Where’s Waldo?”

Cashier: “aren’t you a little old for that?”
Customer: “I’m going to give my girl a brown Waldo later.”
by Evening Steven March 12, 2023
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A Waldo:
A Waldo is a random outgoing “boy” (man) that jumps into a photo being taken of a small group of fun, sexy and intelligent women eliminating the world wide question of “Where’s Waldo” as obviously we just found him photo bombing.

The Waldos:

More then one of the above.

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A Waldo: “Look at all the random Waldos in our photos from last night, great times my friend”
by AmberHigg July 12, 2019
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Whenever you are making questionable decisions, but you are not trying to hide it, so your homies shouldn't worry.
Sometimes it's healthy to drink alone, no waldo.
by jomiye September 22, 2018
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