Nit pickle

A Nit Pickle is a person who lacks the mental capacity for anything really. They can be academically smart or even genius but they lack severely in Life Skills. The word Nit Pickle means that their common sense brain is about the size of a pickled nit, no bigger, no smaller.

*The A+ Kid drys the dishes in Home economics with a wet tea towel.*
Teacher: You are such a nit pickle.

by Megliaadonkianclestrousaphobia September 13, 2020

nit nort

A silly person or a person doing something really stupid. This is a cleaner choice word or slang term than jerk, retard, retarded, or asshole. Not to be confused with nigger or nigga, which no one on earth should ever use.

Only a nit nort would drive and watch tv or text at the same time.

Janet got drunk the night before her final exam for college.
What a nit nort.

by DJ JET November 2, 2009

nit-twit

individuals who constantly write meanignless posts to social network sites like Facebook or Twitter.

That nit-twit is constantly posting his location, not realizing we really don't care.

by Tall New Yorker November 28, 2010

nit <3

Someone who is super nice and hot, with big arms and and a big ,too

Angus is such a nit <3

by schmuck!!!! May 22, 2022

Jizz Nits

Slang: Pubic lice

I caught Jizz Nits from a nasty skank.... The doctor gave me a cream and told me to shave my Netherlands.

by JSMcB September 20, 2012

Shiz-nit

u no, THE SHIT, inexplicably cool

chessie is the shiz-nit

nick, we so0o0o0o0o gotta go to the chinese christian church, its the shiz-nit

by Cookie October 4, 2004

shiz nit

something that is cool and desirerable. something that doesn't get in your way

Her sangin is the Shiz nit!

by cutemom May 29, 2003