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ninjafy

to make something into a ninja!
Bob: that kid's a loser and he can't defend himself
Rob: yeah let's go mug him
Bob: no i got a better idea, i just saw the karate kid..let's ninjafy his ass.
Rob: dude, you're amazing. lets have gay sex later
by ninjkaaaa July 20, 2004
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ninjafy

(verb)
1. To injure or kill someone with bruce lee style martial arts skills.
2. To unleash your ninja rage on someone to has pissed you off or has inferior ninja skills
"my boss fired me today, im gonna ninjafy is ass"
by 6 gig February 17, 2003
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ninjafy

1.when you do something ninja-like (most likely attacking in a ninja fashion) to someone completely unexpectedly.
2. also can be used as a threat. usually not very scary.
3. generally leads to the injury of the person doing the ninja-fying.
sophie : dont make me NINJAFY you!
kat : you are insane.

sophie : i tried to ninjafy him but it resulted in the breakage of my arms.
by kurze--hosen May 18, 2006
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Ninjaywalk

Stealthy jaywalking that can occasionally be of badass proportions
Person 1: Dude! I turned away for one second, and then you were on the other side of the street despite all this traffic.

Person 2: Yeah, I ninjaywalked.
by ComoMococo February 28, 2011
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ninjayas

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It was a normal day of playing DFA in the hit-game Bloons TD Battles 2. I clicked the play button, but to my horror, the enemy I queued up with.. was ninjayas. I quickly selected Cyber Quincy, Glue, Farm and Village and prayed to whatever higher being there was that I could even stand a chance in this match.

At first, everything seemed normal, apart from the fact that there were hundreds of selling particles on my opponent's side. That was when I realized that while I was trying to comprehend what was going on, ninjayas had been selling and rebuying IMF loans so quickly that the ability cooldown and debt couldn't load in fast enough. I had just barely managed to place a 002 farm down on round 2, during which ninjayas was building his 10th True Sun God.

It was then that round 3 hit. I was already mortified from the thought that I would drop to bottom 25% from this match, but it only got worse. Ninjayas, using only Legends of the Night, spelled out my entire IP address in a split second, and then my internet went out. My power went out shortly afterwards, at which point I heard my door breaking open.

I quickly ran to the basement, where I am currently residing. The sounds of selling and rebuying are still ringing through my head, and I could SWEAR that I heard precisely 129 blade maelstroms from the floor above me. I don't know what to do, please help.
by JazzyJonah April 26, 2022
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Ninjaflip

A 'ninjaflip' is a verb dictating the action of an arguably epic form of self defence.

Subject A is confronted by Subject B who intends to shake hands. Subject A grabs the wrist of Subject B and flips him/her over his head in an 180 degree motion, flipping and dropping them midair. This results in pain, and frequently laughter from an audience.
"Dude! Did you see Amy? The headmaster just tried to shake her hand and she totally ninjaflipped him!"
"Amy's pro."
"Agreed."
by Raggamuffin2k9 December 25, 2009
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ninjafk

The art of stepping AFK unannounced (away from keyboard) using the stealth of a ninja, so that your on-line buddies didn't even notice you were gone.
"Frank was ninjafk for so long this time, he was sure he'd be caught and tortured"
by wolfe January 4, 2005
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