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An acronym for "nigger magic". This is an astounding ability that years of hard slacking develops. Eventually, experienced slackers don't have to study / attend lectures or participate in any activity that compromises their slacker integrity.

One just walks into an exam or test scenario when necessary and uses their "nigger magic" to correctly answer questions regarding topics that one has never seen or heard of and will never see or hear of again.

Shah: Yo I pulled some insane nigger magic on that last question, I derived the Laplace Transform from basic principles in a few minutes.

Mush: ROFL, it must've taken years for those mathematicians to figure it out.

nigger magic by NS Krew March 2, 2008

Nigger Magic

A rare piece of magic known only to niggers. Nobody really knows what can specificaly do but it said that niggers can come to life. Although, they can only bring themselves back to life once. Niggers use thier magic to get in our schools, to get rights, and many in basketball. The niggers have never came out and said they have magic, but we know.

Nigger #1: I thought jamal got shot.

Nigger #2: Na man he used his Nigger Magic and came back to life.

Nigger Magic by Captain_Theode September 20, 2010

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Nigger Magic

1) Anything done by the black man to oppress the white man.

2) Anything you don't want to happen but eventually does.

Oh my god dude I just got banned on xbox. Hows that for some damn nigger magic.

Nigger Magic by your local black man June 29, 2010

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026