People from the South who don't know how to drive when it snows, so they get their long johns in a bunch whenever there is even a millimeter of snow on the roadway.
Those snowbie newbies down South don't know how to drive. But what did you really expect? They voted for George Bush.
by Pod Tailin' February 27, 2010
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Within the context of an internet forum/group community, "Newbie Paranoia" is the wrongful suspicion that any new poster is actually an alias of a resident troll.
A new-comer to a message board, Al-J, is subject to Newbie Paranoia:

The Real Cat 12 Apr 2009 15:15:20
Al-j has to be an alias

TechnoFemme 12 Apr 2009 15:17:22
Al-J reminds me of Stox..

AndyW 12 Apr 2009 15:18:06
Was thinking that as well Cat. Too fuckin much melt for it not to be.
by Not Stox April 12, 2009
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Another word for the M3 12 Gauge shotgun in SOCOM II.This gun has a huge reticle can kill a target in a few hits. Your enemy flys back sometimes when hit, giving the player with the newbie blaster a few seconds to hit the enemy again. It is used by people who have no skill in SOCOM II what so ever and they need to use a cheap gun to get kills.

Probably the cheapest,unfair, and newbie weapon in SOCOM II.
XXXXX has 0 kills and 5 deaths and kills. XXXXX equips a M3 12 Gauge shotguna and gets 5 kills in one round.
by 12345 August 2, 2004
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A new beginner.
One who is new to something.
New comer.
New user.
He's a newbie, be nice!
Darn newbies piss me off!
He's a n00b.
by Bryan Malley August 12, 2002
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When a man is losing his virginity, and he ejaculates at the sheer thought of losing it, a couple seconds after feeling the vag with his penis. This sudden burst of premature-ejaculation is known as a "Newbie Suprise"
Brad: Hey budd, what did you do this weekend?
Newbz: I finaly fucked my girl
Brad: Well, howd it go?
Newbz: Newbie suprised on that bitch, it sucked!
by newbiesupriser93 April 26, 2009
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a sweet fake name to have when you're committing crimes
Gayby~ Mannn who the smurf spaghettied my pimp mobile??

(his imaginary friend) I bet it was that damn Newbie Alfredo!!

Gayby ~ awwwhh Snap im calling rick ross and jamie foxx Miami's gonna hear about this Poop
by Doozie July 20, 2009
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