New York Rangers 

The shittiest team in the NHL. Have won just 1 stanley cup in the last 79 years. had a 54 year cup drought, and only have 4 stanley cups in 90 years. Their fans think they will win the cup every year but they always fuck it up.

Dumbass ranger fan: THIS IS THE YEAR!!!! WE'RE WINNING THE CUP!
Anyone with a brain: lol the new york rangers suck dumbass.

New York Rangers by rangersuck12 March 8, 2019

New York Rangers 

A hockey team where all the New Jersey bandwagons root for and say it's cuz of their parents, like a bunch of unloyal fucks, and say they love the rangers while only knowing maybe 3 players

Bandwagon: "oh yeah I love the New York Rangers"
Actual hockey fan: "name 3 players"
Bandwagon: "Igon Shesterkin, Adam Fox, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

New York Rangers by Probably still a virgin July 31, 2022

New York Rangers 

One of the most decent hockey teams in the country.

the new york rangers is a very good hockey team at some points. they play in madison square garden.

New York Rangers by Holly smokes! April 16, 2011

New York Rangers 

A BOSS team that although lost to the devils, are still great. king henrik and captain cally and richards and gaborik lead the way. they haven't lost to the shit flyers since 2011 and can and will beat the caps and islanders any day.

Yo the New York Rangers are boss.

New York Rangers by NYR May 26, 2012

New York Rangers 

One of the shittiest NHL teams around. They win 1 cup in how many years? Their fans are dicks and are jealous that the New Jersey Devils have won 3 Cups in 10 years.

The New York Rangers Suck.

New York Rangers by 3 Cups 10 years May 1, 2006

New York Rangers 

The worst Fucking hockey team in the NHL. They think they are the best their not. The win cups every 80 yrs. Their fans suck and are fags. And the whole Organztion and fans are a joke

hockey dude1: rember when the devils swept the new york rangers in 2006
hockey dude2: yeah lol they suck the make new york look bad

New York Rangers by ranger hater August 4, 2008

New York Rangers 

really "the shittiest" hockey team in new york. they have a good goaltender, and two new players (gaborik, and yokinen). both 1 year players!!!!!!!!!!!.... their fans usually think their hott shit. but really they are all talk. and they all know well kick their ass. the islanders will rape them when they recover their players from injury.

islanders fans get more ass
ranger fans are usually of jewish religion.

Hey look at that New York Rangers fan over their. look at his curls

girl: Yeah, hes probably jewish.

boy: ***punches him in face***

New York Rangers by RangersSuck10111 April 11, 2010