New Real

When all the fake(news . sport. politics) has now made such global changes. It has now become "The New Real"

Hey Donald your so New Real

by Gina reinhart October 10, 2018

Real Brand New

A term used when someone does something or something happens that is completely unexpected or out of the ordinary. Or in some cases just pisses you off.

The way Sarah talked to me last night was Real Brand New.

by ShyGirl22 March 5, 2009

The Real Housewives of New Jersey

A television show that features 5 middle aged women that are constantly clashing with one another. 4 of the 5 cast mates are related while the 1 was a stripper and ex-convict.

Teresa Giudice - Really dimwitted Italian woman
Jacqueline Laurita - Only normal woman on the show.
Caroline Manzo - Takes her family values to the extreme.
Dina Manzo - Carolines sister in law, two face.
Danielle Staub - The whole show's front story.

Typical dialog in a "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" episode

Teresa: Dina, did you hear about Danielle being a prostitution whore in the 80's?

Dina: Yes, and I have read the book and will deny it in future episodes.

by boxxybaybee June 17, 2010

new reality

An expression admitting changed circumstances in one's life.

John and I would have the best times at summer camp. But he moved and has a family now. So I guess, new reality, right?

by Ereck Flowers November 5, 2018

Tyranny Running Against A Netherlands Simple Gender Entering New Dichotomoties Esoterically Realistically (transgender=t.r.a.n.s.g.e.n.d.e.r.)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tyranny Running Against A Netherlands Simple Gender Entering New Dichotomoties Esoterically Realistically (transgender=t.r.a.n.s.g.e.n.d.e.r.)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025