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new facebook 

The new facebook layout that has everything crammed onto one page and that no one likes. Everyone was much happier with the old facebook, and now we're forced to use this new piece of shit.
"Have you seen the new facebook yet? it sucks."
new facebook by epicepicphail October 27, 2008

New Facebook 

Inferior new design for Facebook. Not half as good as the original Facebook.
The New Facebook is just a Myspace bitch!
New Facebook by Annon12345321 November 2, 2008

new facebook 

A: DId u see teh new facebook?
B: YEa...its total shit
new facebook by Mark Zuckerberg January 23, 2009

The New Facebook 

The "New Coke" of the 21st Century. An answer to a design problem that no one had on the website Facebook, spearheaded by Mark Zuckerberg.
"Dude do you like the new Facebook?"

"No, I think it blows big-time"
The New Facebook by HeyitsAC November 2, 2008

the new facebook chat

the most retarted thing facebook has ever done removing the little hidy box and replacing it with a huge rertarted peice of shit the mongs around the side of your screen it was desgin to be helpfull but turn out to be a huge fucktard that does nothing but be a complete drugy
just go to facebook and youll see the new facebook chat

The New Facebook 

Slow. Often works over time to achieve the same result as the "old". In many cases, it evokes finger tapping on laptop keys caused by a release of adrenalin due to the fact that one should be typing already.
Sorry I'm late. The New Facebook ate up all my time.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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