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A modern metropolis in the state of Louisiana, which is in the south eastern United States. Known for it's rich history, vibrant night life, and unique culture.

The city was devastated by one of the largest hurricanes on record, so the population and infrastructure are just now rebounding. The sad thing is enough changes haven't been made to stop this from happening again.
New Orleans is one of the worlds' largest port cities.
by Joe Schmoe Da Hoe October 14, 2007
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1. The best city in the US.
2. On Sundays, there's no one on the streets due to the Saints home games and when they win, the whole city goes crazy. Same for LSU.
3. People in New Orleans just look for an excuse to have a party and get wasted.
4. Every restaurant has Po'Boys on their menu.
5. We have the best seafood, and your jealous.
6. Our roads make peoples neck hurt.
2. *Excuse for not coming to school*
Mrs. ___,
My child was absent Monday due to the Saints kicking the Packers ass and had to party all night Sunday.

3. Wanna have a party and get wasted for Groundhog day?

4. Wanna go to New China Buffet and get a PoBoy? Sure.

5. Do i really have to explain that one?

6. I dont know what I did last night, my neck hurts so bad. Oh yeah, I drove in downtown New Orleans.

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the most unique city in America that was devastated by Hurricane Katrina and the Bush Administration in August 2005. Has since made great strides in rebuilding and bringing natives back to town. This trying yet successful rebuilding process is made possible by the strength in community spirit shared by many in the city. People are working so hard to rebuild because it's worth it.
Everytime I've gone to New Orleans after the hurricane it just keeps looking better and better. The most hospitable and welcoming city in the world. Great music, food and people.
by MLBK May 12, 2007
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not all of new orleans went under water, my house didnt. it is not a shit hole like ur hometown!the important parts of new orleans like the french quarter,downtown, the garden district, and uptown survived. it is not 30 feet below sea level. the places i just listed are actually above sea level.
new orleans was built between the lake and river for good reasons! fishing, transportation of goods, and traveling.
people from new orleans do not flash other people, those people are stupid tourists. we dont hate tourists, but if you act like and idiot, we dont really appreciate it. right now we need tourists. the GOOD kind.
dont be mean to new orleans because you are an ignorant person who has a problem.
new orleans will come back, and you will want to visit, and then maybe take back all you said meanies.
get a life losers
new orleans will rise again
by maddieofnola August 07, 2006
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The city where tourists are stupid enough to go into Magnolia and wonder why the city was named murder capital.
N.O. is well on its way to being murder capital.
by Bay Area Don't Play August 08, 2004
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The best place in the world. Pronounced New (like you usually say it) Or-(as in this or that) -lins. (like fin with a l not an f) It's a beautiful city that is not completely ghetto. Its the only place in the world you eat po-boys while watching some weird dressed up people riding on crazy floats throwing cheap plastic beads at you. Never say anything bad about us because then all more then 300,000 of us will get ghetto on you! We proven that nothin can keep us down, we won the super bowl didn't we. Black and gold went to the super bowl and went ahead and got crunk while we were there!
Ya'll have to come down to New Orleans!
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Better than the shithole the haters above me live in.
A city that will rebuild with a little time and 150,000 sqft of sand and concrete
Man1: "what did the hater above me say about new orleans?"
man2: "dunno there was so much shit flowing out of his mouth i went to go get toliet paper out my bathroom for him"
Man1: "o"

NOguy1: Wow i new mayor nagin would get his act together and have the city rasied and re-zoned
NOguy2: yea but i can belive what happend to that shithole that the guy above me lived in
by Rollin-4_YC March 16, 2007
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