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Neuroblasting

Someone is harrasing you with their opinion for no reason.
Theun was neuroblasting me with his vegan nonsense for no reason last night. He totally caught me off-guard .

Did that guy just say he is into crossfit? We should neuroblast him for that.
Neuroblasting by Ilúvatar September 1, 2016

Neuroflatulence 

A sudden (and often expected) demonstration of complete ineptitude by an athlete at a critical moment in a game.
Brett Favre has chronic Neuroflatulence, which causes him to throw interceptions at the most critical moments in a game.

This was most recently demonstrated when he threw an interception in the closing seconds of the the 2010 NFC Championship against New Orleans. This prevented Minnesota from kicking a potential game winning field goal.
Neuroflatulence by HOMEYSIMPSON January 25, 2010

Negrogian Empire 

(1) The gigantic black empire located South of Europe in a region now known as 'Africa.' In the height of the empire's reign, it is said that canals of orange soda flowed through the capital city; that glorious smell of Popeyes fried chicken could be found in hut; some even say that the empire's national anthem was a Lexus car alarm.

Alas, the empire fell to dust when the Dutch and Portuguese men poured into Africa by the thousands and raped every man, woman, child, and animal with their disfigured penises.

Yet the songs of the empire still live within the blood of the negro people everywhere. One day they shall rise up again, and, in a great roar of shitty rap music, crush the terrible white man.

For now they lie dormant...

(2) A strongly niggerous encampment.
(1) White Man: Did you guys hear about the meeting today?
Nigger 1: Yeah I...
(Nigger 2 breaks through wall with erection and stabs white man in head with stolen tailpipe.)
Nigger 2: LONG LIVE THE NEGROGIAN EMPIRE MOTHERFUCKS

(2)
"This place is shit, it's a first class negrogian empire here."

neuroglamorizing 

Noun. The hyping of ordinary speech by the use of frequent but superfluous terms relating to the brain and brain functioning.

Instead of talking about becoming less fearful, for example, you make it sound like your understanding is much deeper and very scientific by talking about reducing activation in your amygdala.

Dogmatic materialism is so prevalent in scientific and academic circles that you find neuroglamorizing everywhere.
Saying that a reassuring tone in your voices reduces your students' amygdalar activation, instead of saying that it calms their anxiety, is neuroglamorizing.
neuroglamorizing by Selrach Trat December 13, 2009

neuroplasticity

When the brain change or form itself
"My brain has organized connections thanks to neuroplasticity"
neuroplasticity by aslpaul3939 June 28, 2020

Neurobliss 

The time when your mind resides in sweet, calm, blissful thinking that is relaxing
Ahhh, sinking into neurobliss.
Neurobliss by Sjonesy February 3, 2017
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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