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Neuroblasting

Someone is harrasing you with their opinion for no reason.
Theun was neuroblasting me with his vegan nonsense for no reason last night. He totally caught me off-guard .

Did that guy just say he is into crossfit? We should neuroblast him for that.
Neuroblasting by Ilúvatar September 1, 2016

Neuroflatulence 

A sudden (and often expected) demonstration of complete ineptitude by an athlete at a critical moment in a game.
Brett Favre has chronic Neuroflatulence, which causes him to throw interceptions at the most critical moments in a game.

This was most recently demonstrated when he threw an interception in the closing seconds of the the 2010 NFC Championship against New Orleans. This prevented Minnesota from kicking a potential game winning field goal.
Neuroflatulence by HOMEYSIMPSON January 25, 2010

Negrogian Empire 

(1) The gigantic black empire located South of Europe in a region now known as 'Africa.' In the height of the empire's reign, it is said that canals of orange soda flowed through the capital city; that glorious smell of Popeyes fried chicken could be found in hut; some even say that the empire's national anthem was a Lexus car alarm.

Alas, the empire fell to dust when the Dutch and Portuguese men poured into Africa by the thousands and raped every man, woman, child, and animal with their disfigured penises.

Yet the songs of the empire still live within the blood of the negro people everywhere. One day they shall rise up again, and, in a great roar of shitty rap music, crush the terrible white man.

For now they lie dormant...

(2) A strongly niggerous encampment.
(1) White Man: Did you guys hear about the meeting today?
Nigger 1: Yeah I...
(Nigger 2 breaks through wall with erection and stabs white man in head with stolen tailpipe.)
Nigger 2: LONG LIVE THE NEGROGIAN EMPIRE MOTHERFUCKS

(2)
"This place is shit, it's a first class negrogian empire here."

neuroglamorizing 

Noun. The hyping of ordinary speech by the use of frequent but superfluous terms relating to the brain and brain functioning.

Instead of talking about becoming less fearful, for example, you make it sound like your understanding is much deeper and very scientific by talking about reducing activation in your amygdala.

Dogmatic materialism is so prevalent in scientific and academic circles that you find neuroglamorizing everywhere.
Saying that a reassuring tone in your voices reduces your students' amygdalar activation, instead of saying that it calms their anxiety, is neuroglamorizing.
neuroglamorizing by Selrach Trat December 13, 2009

neuroplasticity

When the brain change or form itself
"My brain has organized connections thanks to neuroplasticity"
neuroplasticity by aslpaul3939 June 28, 2020

Neurobliss 

The time when your mind resides in sweet, calm, blissful thinking that is relaxing
Ahhh, sinking into neurobliss.
Neurobliss by Sjonesy February 3, 2017