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by cassie and tammy :D May 5, 2003

Smidgen Nerks

Smidgen Nerks are fish and chips what are bought in certain parts of Northern England from fish and chip shops/chippies etc. The fish is usually battered, occasionally breaded and never poncey. Smidgen Nerks are never poncey. Smidgen Nerks are PROPER grub, none of yer poncey celebrity chef muck. If Jamie Oliver where to attempt to cook Smidgen Nerks, he would fail. He's a poncey celebrity chef and he can't fry a proper chippy tea. Smidgen Nerks are always served hot, usually wrapped in paper, or served on a plate in a café, restaurant or chip shop forecourt. Smidgen Nerks are staple foods in South West p'Ossett and regularly eaten by MiSTERWiNT, with or without mushy peas. Washed down with pints of freshly brewed tea. Smidgen Nerks!

MiSTERWiNT was gagging for his smidgen nerks, and just about managed to get to the chippy in time before he would have collapsed from malnutrition. Also exhaustion.
"Smidgen Nerks for breakfast", asked MiSTERWiNT?
"Be rude not to!", replied Mr. zZart!

by NextDoorCat May 29, 2018

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The nerkest of the valleys where hillbilly’s inhabit the most of the population.

Isn’t everyone related in nerk valley?

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Nerk is a slang word for penis. Usually used with the verb "jerk." A good word to use when you are surrounded by bros and you are explaining a situation in which you masturbated, or you received a hand job.

Also can be used as a verb. the verb tense is a situation such as jizzing on a girls face.

Joe: Dude, I wanna jerk my nerk so bad right now.

Brian: So she was jerkin my nerk and then i said kaplow!

Dude 1: Dude! i was getting my dick sucked, and then i nerked all over her face!

by zing zong! February 21, 2010

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