NDES

Near death, experience shit.

I was having a shit an all of a sudden I felt like I was about to have a NDES

by Twatalie August 13, 2021

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Hard Problem of Near-Death Experiences (NDEs)

The central conundrum of complex, structured experience during clinical cessation of brain function. During cardiac arrest, EEG flatlines, global cerebral ischemia occurs, and the brain's integrative capacity is thought to halt. The hard problem asks: How do individuals then report vivid, narrative, emotionally profound experiences—often with transformative after-effects—during this period of no measurable neural activity? If consciousness is a product of brain function, it shouldn't be producing its most vivid "movie" when the projector is broken and unplugged.

*Example: A patient "codes" for 10 minutes with no pulse or brain activity. Revived, they describe a detailed sequence: leaving their body, traveling, meeting entities, a life review, and a decision to return. The hard problem is the cognitive paradox: forming new memories, processing language, experiencing selfhood, time, and emotion all require a highly integrated, energetic brain. The experience claims these highest-order cognitive functions were active when the biological hardware for them was in systemic failure. It's like a computer playing a stunning 4K video while fully powered down.* Hard Problem of Near-Death Experiences (NDEs).

by Nammugal January 24, 2026

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Ndeso

Refers to a person or things which is not familiar with modernity and they will likely to be over-amazed or even scared when see something sophisticated (i.e. like the first time you ride luxurious car).

“Ndeso!”

by Shén March 8, 2023

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ndeshi

Very happy and shy person...with a big ass and very cute but doesn’t tolerate nonsense

Ndeshi can I feel your fat ass

by Povanhu November 22, 2021

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(N)everending (i)ndestructible (c)harismatic (k)ing

The (N)everending (i)ndestructible (c)harismatic (k)ing (shortform N.I.C.K) is the unstoppable king of the void. His hunger will devour entire Universes and he won't be satisfied as long as he hasn't found his queen.

Person A: Oh no! It's N.I.C.K. we're all doomed!
Person B: Sit down and enjoy your last minutes...there is nothing we can do... the (N)everending (i)ndestructible (c)harismatic (k)ing will conquer this world too...

by Jesus tried April 19, 2022

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