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national retard day 

december 12 is national retard day, so say thanks to your friends that are retarded
national retard day by hahaqueerluvr December 12, 2021

National Retard day 

May 21st is the day where people all around go on social media and make dumb comments resulting in the trigger of many people
John: bro....tomorrow is National Retard Day

Jake: damn...im not gonna be on social media tomorrow then

National Retard Day 

On April 16 it a day where Aaron Vega Won’t stop being a Retard
You:Aaron is being a retard again
Your Homie: it’s National Retard Day

You: oh your right

National retard day 

People act retarded on this day and this day only. Every acts like a retard!
Guy#1:Why are you camping behind that bush in call of duty

Guy#2:ITS NATIONAL RETARD DAY

National retard day 

MAY 23RD - celebrate ur retard homies
homie 1: yo sug happy birthday!
sug in question: it’s march 23rd…my birthdays in july?

homie 1: yea but it’s national retard day!

National Kiss a retard day 

A day to give a retard a kiss, to show how much you love them
It’s national kiss a retard day, *mwah*
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The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
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