Oct 24th of each year - straight guys love football, and they secretly love to be spooned - now you can do both
Call your best gay friend, he would love to have you over (your place is too messy). Wear your favorite sports costume, and
your gay friend will do the rest - 1,000 thread-count sheets,
craft beer, crudités, and gourmet wings (all flats).
Just try to stay awake for the game, and you will surely leave
with a smile.