Nards

A word that you say as a reaction to an accidental event that occurs

“Oh nards I dropped my nuggets!”

by grimmy4life June 20, 2022

Nards

A pair of extremely humongous testicles

Female: "Jonathan, your nards keep slapping against my ass cheeks!"
Jonathan: "Sorry, baby girl. Shit happens."

by Invisibleclit June 12, 2022

Nard

a fucking retard who doesnt know what the fuck he is talking about so he stay quiet

"shut up you fucking nard look like a damn sausage on a stick boiiii"

by Flash2557 September 10, 2017

Nard

Nard is a person who is closely associated with blanket master. A "Nard" stays up all day and night wishing to be the blanket master but is only a bitch to the blanket master. A "Nard" sets up a time for the blanket master and sits in the corner and watches while naked. 2 inch wiener as well.

I saw Nard at blanket masters place in the corner with his 2 in. Wiener in his hand.

by Jerry bo October 17, 2020

nards

balls, nuts, testicles, nuts

Trump has got you by the nards!

by Inibikita July 17, 2019

Nard

A term used typically to describe someone as a testicle. If someone calls you a nard, immediately slap that bitch, because when someone calls you a nard, they are trying to post up as the cool kids say along with their dumb squad of fuckboy baked vegetable looking asses.

Bill Cosby: "YOU NARD!"
Jerry Sandusky: "C'mon..... I barely touched that kid man.... why you gotta hate bro??"

by Succulent Eggroll On A Stick June 10, 2018

Nard

A sexy good waking gym boy🥶🤤great hair and overall perfect in every way🤩 A great example of a nard is Rosa Parks

OMG Bryce Hall is such a nard he is a gym and he’s just so perfect!

by Addy phillips February 5, 2022