One who habitually falls asleep while on the toilet.
MIKE: Today Billy went on break for an hour and a half.
ROGER: Why was he on break so long?
MIKE: Well, I went to the bathroom to take a piss and heard snoring and found out that Billy is a CRAPPER NAPPER !!! he fell asleep!
by Mikial Muzio April 11, 2007
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someone who gets busy with, taps, and/or tries to date someone who is significantly younger than them. see cradle robber.
john: dude, stop being a cradle napper
dude: what, nah man shes fine and shes got grass on the field.... i'mma play ball
john: DUDE shes like 12!
by optimysterious prime July 7, 2010
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A Person of any race who only targets and kid naps young niggers or Niglets(Mini Niggers) Not to be confused with Midgets.
Did you guys here what tom did over the weekend? No what did he do!? He went full nigger napper and stole like 5 kids.
by King NIgger September 12, 2013
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A very useful invention. An easy chair with a built-in toilet, color TV, phone and refrigerator (full of beer of course), designed to eliminate the need to move.
Wow, thanks to my new Napper Crapper 9000, I can watch the game, guzzle beer, and never have to go to the bathroom! That lever on the side flushes the toilet!
by Chad December 17, 2003
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When You Take A Fat Dab And Automatically Hit The Couch Or Bed And Fall Asleep
Will Says? "Hey Sysco That Was A Fat Dab You Took!"Are You Going To Take A Dab Napper?!"
Sysco Replies, "I'll Take A Dab Napper After I Eat!"
by WillStarske January 8, 2018
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When you are very skilled at the art of napping that you can fall asleep any time of the day or night.
Did you see him?? He can fall asleep any time!! Definitely a professional napper.
by pablowisdom September 11, 2016
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Talking such a big shit, that you have to lay down for a few minutes after.
Man, I just could the biggest schwagger napper, I need to lay down for a few minutes before we go.
by fezzyone October 8, 2011
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