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napkin ass by Gottem January 23, 2016
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ass napkin
a napkin that is placed in the ass throughout the course of a a day in order to decrease the chances of itching.
*Thanks to a caller on Howard Stern
*Thanks to a caller on Howard Stern
Good thing I've had that ass napkin in all day, I almost streamlined!
Hey Brutus, gimme one of your ass napkins cuz I have a killer itch!
Hey Brutus, gimme one of your ass napkins cuz I have a killer itch!
ass napkin by Brutus Roengardener November 24, 2007
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ass napkin
A napkin made from paper towels or sheets of toilet paper placed between your ass cheeks over your butt hole to decrease the chances of getting shit in your underwear.
I took a crap at work and couldn't wipe my ass very good so I placed an ass napkin inside the back of my underwear over my butt until I could get home later and wipe and clean properly.
ass napkin by paulmor909 September 5, 2016
Ass Napkin
Ass Napkin by {42}Ix June 8, 2003
Ass napkin
A term usually used to describe a manager of a lending institution who looks like a white monkey, smiles with a grill that looks like it's been pounded in by a bag of melted nickles, and is dumber than a brain dead retard. Can be used interchangeably with the term "ass clown"
Ass napkin by Assnap15 January 9, 2014
Ass napkin
A folded piece of toilet paper or some sort of hemorrhoid pad/wipe that you put in between your ass cheeks to prevent itching.
Ass napkin by Hor hickie doger November 11, 2021
Ass Napkin
Ass Napkin by Monty Burns January 27, 2024
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