My hoe

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My heaven on earth

She's totally my hoe. My heaven on earth & i don't know what I'd do without her.

My hoe by Tiki hut June 23, 2019

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my hoe

A women (i.e. married or hard up) you have on the side who gives you cash or gifts just because she is sprung on your penis.

"She paid for these clothes, the hotel and the drink cuzz she's my hoe."

my hoe by marquel January 14, 2008

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My Hoe

A real one fo sure. She will have your back no matter what. She may flex on you with her Gucci or her airforces but she the best friend ever. She will have boyfriends but she will always be stuck in the hoe life. She like your sister. She shy and kind aroungdgrown ups , but that bitch a true crazy ass bitch.

Random girl: " You now who she is?''
Other girl"Yh."
Random girl"She my hoe!"

My Hoe by _831_ October 18, 2019

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My Hoe

My girlfriend, My Wife, My Main.

Oh, her right there? Yeah, thats me, thats my hoe.

She my hoe and she they only one for me.

My Hoe by His & Hers July 24, 2025

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BMHA (beyond my hoe ass)

When something is difficult to understand. Similar to ''beyond me'' but with more gusto

How covid isnt a thing of the past yet is BMHA (beyond my hoe ass)

BMHA (beyond my hoe ass) by ThomasCorey February 28, 2022

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leggo my bag hoe

When is your turn and someone else is taking too much time!

For fucks sake’s Jeremy leggo my bag hoe! I’ve been waiting over 2 hours!

leggo my bag hoe by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself November 13, 2019

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my gorgeous hoe

char to jay <3

char: "GM MY GORGEOUS HOE"
jay: "GM MY SEXY BITCH"

my gorgeous hoe by char sksksksk July 11, 2021

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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