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my hearteu is omg 

My hearteu is omg is the feeling when you're exposed to BTS being cute , hot , weird , you name it . When you feel my hearteu is omg you'll probably need to get a tissue for a nose bleed or go to the hospital for that seizure . And when my hearteu is omg you'll know it instantaneously as the feeling is overwhelming . Bcus the pain of being an international army is jamless and if you've seen them face to face you're probably blessed with 9999999999999999999999999999999999 billion years of goodluck , weirdness , beauty , Smartness , cuteness , good at everything-ness ,sunshine and swag .

I jhope you have a jibootyful day . string power thank you
Watching youtube : *BTS' body rolls*

Army : *makes inhumane noises then faints*

*at the hospital*

Doctor : What happened ?

Friend : She's been exposed to BTS' body rolls !

Doctor : Oh No ! This is a severe case of My hearteu is omg !
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my hearteu is omg 

My hearteu is omg is the what you feel when you fangirl too much your heart feels omg and you almost die due to exposure to BTS being extremely cute , weird , hawt . You name it . That is my heartue is omg and when you feel my hearteu is omg you might need to get a tissue for a nose bleed or go to the hospital for that seisure . Bcus the pain of being a international army is jamless . unless you've seen them face to face in which you're probably blessed with 999999999999999999999 years of good luck , sunshine , swag , beauty , weirdness , good at everything-ness and mochi-ness . I jhope you have a jibootyful day
Watching phone : *BTS body rolls*

Armys : *has seisure and is rushed to hospital*

Doctor : What happened ?

Army friend : She was exposedto BTS' body rolls !

Doctor : Oh no ! This is an extreme case of my hearteu is omg !
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