Pure and simple: My tie. Not your tie or his/her tie. Get it?
Ted: โ€œMartha? Where is my tie? The one with the blue stripes?
Martha: โ€œAround your neck Dear. Why donโ€™t you go hang yourself with it?โ€
by Chili2 February 28, 2018
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The act of getting down on one knee and performing a blow job.
Particularly between two men.
While walking in the woods one day...
Ben: "Can someone tie my shoe?"
Sam (male): "SSHHHHHURE!"
by For Michaela, haha December 6, 2009
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A hint one gives to a crush for them to make a move.

Procedure: Girl pretends her shoe is untied. She leads boy into a dark place where she can tie her shoe. She bends over and ties it slowly. She looks up at him and pouts her lips and waits for him to take the hint.

Sometimes some boys don't take the hint. They are losers.
Jessica - "I was tieing my shoe, can't you take a hint?"

Brian - "When normal people tie their shoes it means their shoes are loose, not that they want to makeout hardcore."
by Jes Disaster March 17, 2006
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A slang term coined together by Jacoby Powell. It is a deliberate mispronunciation of the names of the protagonists of the famous book " Ti Jean And His Brothers". It is used to evoke humor and laughter in a serious situation. It is also stated at random and unexpected times, which adds to its aforementioned comedic value.
4-6 class: *LITERALLY SILENT*
Jacoby: " MY JEAN TIE JEAN GRASS JEAN !"
4-6 class: *LAUGHTER*
by FRWERER4W February 25, 2022
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Short version for
๐š‚๐š˜ ๐š–๐šข ๐š๐šข๐š™๐šŽ

Originated in Rick and Morty s4 ep1
by one of characters summer smith
This app just matched me with a guy that is soo my tie
by Lolziee December 27, 2019
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A predominantly adequate method of braiding a females hair.
Tie my hair like Chauntae.
by Jason March 24, 2016
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It's describes a situation where you no longer want to be in the presence of another individual and all you wanted to do is tie your damn shoe
by Lielle August 25, 2019
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