Whack my Cock

To Chill; to sit around and relax; to have a lazy day; to run cumbersome errands; to be a hermit; wasting time; household chores

(A) Hey girl, do you want to go to the mall with me?

(B) No, not today....I'm just gonna sit around and whack my cock. Whack...whack

by Vdubs24 June 5, 2011

Suck My Cock Gaywad

A hypocritical insult.

Person1: You're gay.

Person2: Suck my cock gaywad.

by vintx November 13, 2017

You're Slapping My Cock

A phrase or expression used to communicate that you think that somebody is lying or "pulling your leg." It basically means that you think somebody is feeding you a pile of bullshit.

Greg: Hey, I won the megamillions lotto today.

Michael: No way, you're slapping my cock.

by Professor Big Penis April 26, 2010

She wants my cock

A cataphrase signifying that a particular woman has romantic and/or sexual feelings for a particular man.

George: Eh Negro, you see that girl across the street?

Jerome: The one in the wheelchair???

George: Ya guy ... she KNOWS she wants my cock!

by z;P.dep February 22, 2010

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it's when a girl or a guy suck's your cock lul

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by Daddy2312 December 6, 2019

if it's a chicken it ain't my cock

Use In cases in the place of "its not my problem" or "fuk Dat bitch"

Person 1: Clean the kitchen
Person 2: if it's a chicken it ain't my cock

2
Person 1: man you da nigga
Person 2: thanks man but it if its a chicken it ain't my cock

by lp2323 July 20, 2014

Suck my cock bitch

Suck my cock bitch

guy: nerd
guy 2: suck my cock bitch

by Suck my cock February 2, 2021