My balls are itchy

A boner

When you have a boner but there are people around and you don't want them to find out so you say "my balls are itchy" so your friends can distract them

by Kalebbear June 29, 2017

my balls are itchy

When using the phrase " My balls are itchy ". It is to indicate specimens around you or whomever you directed it at that your genitals have an irritating sensation that makes you want to scratch.

"Hey my balls are itchy"
"Bro, my balls have been feeling itchy"

by viperkiller32 February 7, 2023

my balls

my balls is very big

my balls big and blue

by Balls.licker5000 September 6, 2022

My balls

My balls are big and tasty

Wow, my balls are really good

by Biffy is gay December 19, 2021

My balls

Small

My balls are small

by Balls Obama May 4, 2023

my balls

my balls

my balls

by TehTardNugget August 6, 2022

blade my balls

a term used to ask to put a sex toy on your penis.

1: Hey, can you blade my balls?
2: Yeah dude, of course!
*toy sounds*
1: Ugh, it feels so good!

by anonymous person… November 7, 2023