mushroom stamp

slapping a penis on top of someones forehead or on a car window

we gotta get out of here i just mushroom stamped that cops car

that guy parked so close to me i mushroom stamped his window

by ass master January 19, 2003

mushroom stamp

when you hit someone with your penis and leave a mushroom shaped mark

That girl got mushroom stamped!

by Dakota w. July 11, 2008

mushroom stamp

Verb: An act occurring after anal intercourse, where the man removes his "Mushroom"-headed warrior from his female participant's rectum or balloon knot, and proceeds to take his poo-stained man-pole, and slaps his partner in the face or forehead (whatever preferred), leaving a mark (or stamp) in the shape of the tip of the distributor's dong (mushroom-esque);

When I was finished penetrating her poop shoot, I used her rectal leftovers to give her a Mushrrom Stamp

by Tony Cooper September 01, 2004

mushroom stamp

the image left behind, when you slap a bitch on the forehead with you penis.

i left a mushroom stamp on her forehead she'll never forget.

by bandana darren February 18, 2020

mushroom stamp

When a man slaps a woman on some part of her body with his member.

'Slap'
Her "what are you doing?"
Him "Giving you a mushroom stamp, bitch!"

by mushroom stamper October 10, 2007

mushroom stamp

Getting hit with the shaft of a male leaving an impression on ones forehead.

Shane Graves enjoys mushroom stamping Joey Morrow.

by PArtsBoyLOversXoXoXoXo May 30, 2012

mushroom stamp

The stamp usualy worn by hookers after a rough night.

Ohhhhh girl, I gotta wash this mushroom stamp off my cheek. But I made fity bucks.

by {E-Z}Ryda February 08, 2003