mushroom slap
mushroom slap by Nate Fergus February 2, 2003
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mushroom slap
if someone happens to be getting fresh with you, mushroom slap them. This means pulling out your jimmy and making solid contact with their facial region.
C-dav definitely mushroom slapped that girl last period because she said "oh my gosh guys guess what happened?"
mushroom slap by drew s April 12, 2004
mushroom slap
mushroom slap by D.Socko May 8, 2004
Mushroom Slap
When a guy takes his hard dick, and swings it as hard as he can, hitting a person (hopefully a girl) on her body with his mushroom. If done correctly it will leave a mushroom imprint for several minutes with a lasting red spot afterwards.
(not easy to do)
(not easy to do)
Mushroom Slap by Mushroom slap 696969 May 14, 2009
Mushroom slap of death
Mushroom slap of death by Grass man December 10, 2019
chocolate mushroom slap
After having anal sex to slap someone across the face with one's penis leaving a rectal juice mark. mushroom slap
James:"Hey Ron what happened to Adee's face?"
Rondel:"After taking her ass virginity, I gave her a chocolate mushroom slap and I guess I left a mark."
Rondel:"After taking her ass virginity, I gave her a chocolate mushroom slap and I guess I left a mark."
chocolate mushroom slap by James izzle April 14, 2005
Intergallactic Mushroom Slap
A Mushroom Slap delivered with such force that; a bruise, swelling, permanent tissue damage, or even breakage to the jaw is resultant.
"My God Charlie, what happened?-are you ok?"
"Ben gave me an Intergallactic Mushroom Slap. Because he's on parole the government is footing the cosmetic surgery bill, so hopefully I'll be able to laugh about it in years to come."
"Ben gave me an Intergallactic Mushroom Slap. Because he's on parole the government is footing the cosmetic surgery bill, so hopefully I'll be able to laugh about it in years to come."
Intergallactic Mushroom Slap by ImissPaulineFowler September 8, 2009
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