mullos

multiple orgasms
(pronounced mull-o's)

That dinner was so good it gave me mullos!

mullos by claudel November 19, 2009

mullested 

To be sexually molested by a person with a mullet. Improper or unwanted sexual advances made by a mullet head.

My boys want to go to the monster truck rally but I'm afraid they might get mullested there.

mullested by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011

mullover

A hairstyle worn by aging men which combines a comb-over and a mullet. Longer hair is brushed back to hide a bald spot.

My boss has been sporting a mullover since the turn of the century.

mullover by Sweet Melissa May 24, 2008

mullested 

Getting hugged and kissed by or having a fat fugly chick with a mullet hang on you because you were once nice to her and now she thinks you 2 are friends. Usually happens in public with a lot of people around (friends and attractive women). If she is drunk this can happen more than one time in a day.

Highly embarrassing for yourself. A great laugh for your friends at your expense.

I was hanging out at the local bar last night and I got mullested by Francine.

mullested by otto titslinger June 3, 2004

mullestache 

When a man has a mullet and then grows a mustache, the result is a mullestache. A majestic mullet, when paired with a full, thick mullestache, is a beautiful sight.

Jane's dad has a mullestache, and it is dead sexie.

mullestache by Yi Li September 1, 2004

mullashed 

While standing next to a mullet wearer,being smacked in the face by the ape drape when the proud owner suddenly and unexpectedly turns their head and the flowing mane acts as whip.Some mullet wearers have actually refined this phenomenon into an offensive and defensive tactical weapon.

At monster truck rallies,it is prudent to leave a vacant seat on either side of yourself to avoid being mullashed.

mullashed by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011

mullysexual 

Actracion only for Mully's fans

-Hey person! You have a boyfriend or...?
-Sorry ,I'm mullysexual!

mullysexual by Topercerka January 3, 2021