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mullested
To be sexually molested by a person with a mullet. Improper or unwanted sexual advances made by a mullet head.
mullested by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011
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mullover
A hairstyle worn by aging men which combines a comb-over and a mullet. Longer hair is brushed back to hide a bald spot.
mullover by Sweet Melissa May 24, 2008
mullested
Getting hugged and kissed by or having a fat fugly chick with a mullet hang on you because you were once nice to her and now she thinks you 2 are friends. Usually happens in public with a lot of people around (friends and attractive women). If she is drunk this can happen more than one time in a day.
Highly embarrassing for yourself. A great laugh for your friends at your expense.
Highly embarrassing for yourself. A great laugh for your friends at your expense.
mullested by otto titslinger June 3, 2004
mullestache
When a man has a mullet and then grows a mustache, the result is a mullestache. A majestic mullet, when paired with a full, thick mullestache, is a beautiful sight.
mullestache by Yi Li September 1, 2004
mullashed
While standing next to a mullet wearer,being smacked in the face by the ape drape when the proud owner suddenly and unexpectedly turns their head and the flowing mane acts as whip.Some mullet wearers have actually refined this phenomenon into an offensive and defensive tactical weapon.
At monster truck rallies,it is prudent to leave a vacant seat on either side of yourself to avoid being mullashed.
mullashed by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011
mullysexual
mullysexual by Topercerka January 3, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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