mule

n. poop
v. to poop

Derived from burn a mule.

"Mike will be right back, he had to mule."

"Smells like a mule in here."

"The mule factory is working on the final product as we speak."

by DavidGee September 7, 2007

mule

Welsh Slang meaning speed

Holy S**t that guy muled past us

by Angry_Raziel July 30, 2005

mule

a cross between a horse and a donkey that pulls carts and boats on canals

i just saw a mule pullin a bread cart

by loop February 26, 2005

mule

To sexually satisfy a women. aka put it down

I meet this girl on night and I took her home and muled her. Now she wont stop calling me. Im the man.

by ah-mayz July 17, 2004

Mule

Mule is the leftover water after you make Super Noodles. It can only be classed as mule when it has changed colour from the flavouring.

Person 1: Your noodles look dry as fuck!
Person 2: I don't like mule, that's why

by picklesaresexy69 March 3, 2016

Mule

A mule who is one who underhanded and believes his tricky rephrasing of other people's conversations Is highly amusing. He also has a tendency to lie, decieve and manipulate every situation. He is a lying shitbag. Intellect and intelligence are not one of this asshole's key points. He is shallow, unoriginal and quite the dolt. Everything he says or does is a copy of another person's reality. He is one big second hand duplicate. He does believe that people are stupid and fail to catch on to his "sneaky" and "stealth" ways. But he has been found out. A long time ago. Basically, a twisted asshole in other words

Mule

by love_maiden July 26, 2014

The Mule

The tag given to the single 21 year old at a party who's sole function is to retrieve beer for underage people who don't like him.

Toby: You guys want a case? I'm buying if I can stay!

Franklin: Sure toolbag, just hurry I'm thirsty.
(Toby exits)
Franklin: The Mule FTW

by Birddog Dan February 1, 2011