A person, male or female who goes down on a female, performing cunalingus.
josh: wow that pips' a proper lezbo
fabio: nah she aint no muffin muncher
by Demon616 aka fabio May 11, 2006
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a person who enjoys going down on a women, normally female, though could also be male. created in the east end of london,as derogitory term for lesbians.

josh: Is that pip a lesbo
fabio: Nah she aint no muffin muncher
by Demon616 aka fabio May 18, 2006
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A sex act where a guy eats a muffin or any food of his choice while simultaneously having sex in the shower, combining the greatest earthly pleasures of food, sex, and hot showers into one act.
"Yo, I heard after pilates, Brandon did a double muffin muncher with his girlfriend." "No way, I've been wanting to do that for ages, but due to my unrelenting sexual anxiety, I am devoid of the masculine confidence that is required to have a sexual relationship." "..."
by burntmilkshake December 9, 2020
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