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muddy boot 

The darkened skin area around the vagina which leaves one with the impression that a muddy boot had recently trod upon it. Often called a muddy bootprint
When Tatiana fell on her ass, the muddy boot was peering out the sides of her thong. The image stalked Jonah's thoughts like an angry lumberjack.
muddy boot by Pantaloon January 14, 2008
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the muddy boot 

The sexual act when the male usues a booted foot to fist a womans anus as opposed to his hand. After he removes his foot from her, he has a muddy boot!
"oh man! Last night was amazing, I gave this random bitch a muddy boot for like and hour!"

muddy bootprint 

Aka muddy boot- the darkened skin that radiates outward from the vagina at the center of a woman's inner thighs until the typical skin of the body is attained.
He had only gone down on girls with lily-white skin before Esmerelda, and was jarred by unexpected sight of a muddy bootprint. He descended into the dark abyss with trepidation.
muddy bootprint by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

Muddy boots

When you shit on your feet and then give your partner a foot job
Last night Jessica gave me her muddy boots
Muddy boots by TheMuddyBoot January 28, 2021

Muddy Boots

What a gut-stick occasionally resembles after using the back door, due to the horrifying debris deposited upon it. Boots worn in the pouring rain, such as those sported by John Terry when he's slicing penalties wide and bawling his eyes out, tend to become caked in mud. So do men's members when they've been upto the apricots in shit.
Upon withdrawal his triumphant smirk faded in a heart-beat, realising as he did that his giggling stick was spattered with more filth than a pair of muddy boots.
Motorboating a pair of tits after taking a dump on her chest.
After I gave her a Cleveland steamer, I followed it up with a Muddyboat
muddyboat by Gargoyle30 October 16, 2018

Muddyfoot 

A person who is so obsessed with their ego they constantly push others away then blame problems on them.
They constantly insult people and are complete assholes.
Muddyfoot is an asshole.
Muddyfoot by aiden1406 July 22, 2020