[Moose Tracks]

Best chocolatey and peanutbutter-cup ice cream in the world.

Get me a big bowl of Moose Tracks

by kabelly January 19, 2009

moose tracks

( not to be confused with "moosing" written by will bowen november '04) its a sex move i thought of while looking at the moose track flavored ice cream. Its when a man is performing anal sex, causing the peanut butter cup(which is to defecate on the penis) then covers his balls in the feces, then presses his balls up and down the body resembling hooves.

he gave that ho some moose tracks.

by &h@vin46&2 December 15, 2014

moose tracks

When a man takes his ball sack, squeezes it so there is a part between the balls that looks like a moose foot. He then rubs his balls down his partner's ass crack, then presses it against his partner's back several times. Resembling moose tracks ice cream.

Dood...i made moose tracks on your mother's face last night.

by kevp123 October 28, 2006

moose tracks

When you take a dump and you wipe seemingly forever, only to still have a mess.

I had the moose tracks so bad yesterday I went through 2 rolls of toilet paper and 16 flushes, and still had a mess.

by Sam Bob Sanders February 5, 2007

Moose Tracks

When a man's clothing is so tight that his testicles are clearly defined in his clothing. Thus, it causes what looks like moose tracks.

Man, look at him! his jeans are so tight that he's got moose tracks!

by Martineeeee September 29, 2008

Moose Tracks

Its when a Tall lanky Canadian man takes a dump on his partners chest and then gives them his nutter Butter

:Did you hear what Jesse did?
:No, what?
:He gave his wife Moose Tracks

by colt2131 July 15, 2022

Moose Tracks

The left over dookie in your ass crack after pooping and not wiping good enough.

Damn Tommy, I ran out of tp while camping. I had moose tracks the whole hike.

by mooosey April 19, 2023