n. Any one of a John Frohnmeyers, the aforementioned which "partakes" (mooches) all of your shit; a mooch.
Damn Moochie mooched all my peanut butter with his finger
by Hot Pastrami May 31, 2004
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1. A last resort insult that should only be used if the opposing arguer is a friend and you're not actually mad at eachother. Usually ends the insulting with laughter and/or confusion. Either way its pretty freaking funny.

2. A stupid person in a cute way.

3. A japanese dessert (moochi).
1. guy 1 - Moron! guy 2 - Idiot! guy 1 - Loser! guy 2 - Buttface! guy 1 - Moochie!! guy 2 - ...WTF was that man?? *rolls on ground laughing*

2. Girl 1 - Dude, Martin just ran into that table!
Girl 2 - What a moochie.

3. Dang this moochi's good!
by Manderina October 10, 2005
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1) A delicate fruit theorized in the ancient times, to embody all the perfect little details in life. Considered the fruit of beauty, with an intense aroma contained within, all who luckily came upon this delicacy, never failed to handle with extreme care. Those who could not, are regretting their lives already. Wrapped in an unassuming skin, the true beauty lies in its seed. A worthy core, of unfathomable, nutrition, they are, and will always be persued by wild animals, such as tropt and enricht 's.

2) A most odd friend of Earl.
A) To be toyed with a scent of a moochie, is a sinful delight, and subtle anxiety, if starved from the fruit.

B) "moochie, what are you doing" -Earl. "Feeling much better now Earl"-moochie.
by Dr. Seuss June 10, 2003
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Moochi enjoys to eat dog bones
by heqgviufq January 12, 2018
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this word means to be incredibly homosexual to a stereotypical point, to have a prolapse, and kill people with spoons... incredibly homosexual + having a prolapse + having a reputation for killing people with spoons = a moochy
Tony the p.e enthusiast was stuck in the toilet today with a girls outfit on and prolapsing. he was found with the famous weapon of "the spoon of death". the person that found him said he was moochy
by markuss05008 May 14, 2011
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–adjective;
Knowing the latest gossip and rumors that are disgracefully bad, typically as a result of someone's negligence or irresponsibility.
That dude is mad moochie.

Do me a favor and mooch that chick, heard she slept with my ex.

The key to being moochie is looking for the drama drinker girls who just spill the beans and talk crap.
by ALLknowingEYE69 December 18, 2010
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