Monster Energy 

A company that has ruined my life in the best way possible, and YOU, yes YOU need to try a monster

this is not a sponsorship for monster energy, i just have problems, no you can't judge me

Monster Energy by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

Monster Energy 

An energy drink that people drink to seem cool and lower class. Tastes pretty good but has been known to kill people because they take too much. Looks 'cool' for a teen to drink it but immature and retarded for an adult.

Kyle : Yo look Riley, Troy has a monster energy!
Riley: Oh yeah dude let's go up to him and see if we can air drink some of that shit
Troy: Fine guys I'll let you smell it and pour a bit into your mouth
Kyle: Dude that shit is so radical man, im gonna go smoke 5 fags then steal some monsters from the corner shop bro
Riley: yeah let's do it man
Kyle: *spits on ground*
Riley: *spits on ground*
Troy: *spits on ground*

Monster Energy by arandom9yearold December 1, 2018

Monster Energy 

The drink of Kyles...

Kyle1: U ready to shred some gnarly waves bro?
Kyle2: Hell yeah my dude, just let me down my monster energy drink.

Monster Energy by Wiener Drizzling August 5, 2019

Monster Energy 

The drink that cool kid 12 year olds named Kyle drink

Kyle : MONSTER ENERGY IS LITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Monster Energy by SweatyDonkeySwag December 1, 2019

Monster Energy 

A terrible sports drink that is just as healthy as battery acid

Monster Energy is fucking terrible

Monster Energy by wweeer November 23, 2020

Monster Energy 

The official drink of tools, douche bags, and white trash.

"Hey that guy over there is such a tool"
"No shit, didn't you see, he's drinking Monster Energy!"

Monster Energy by thetruth5401 July 13, 2009

monster energy 

An energy drink popular among egirls, skaters, and emo kids who either genuinely like it or are trying to look cool. It quality varies on who you ask, with some saying it’s the milk of the gods and others saying it tastes like dog piss. Either way, try it out.

Jason: hey dude, is Katie drinking monster energy?
Cal: yea, do you think she actually likes it or is she just trying to be cool?

monster energy by Hahaimcomingforyourwig July 10, 2021