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powerpoint monotonics 

the art of putting an audience to sleep with incorrect use of a presentation.

features usually include - but are not limited to - having no personality to speak of, reading off the slides, packing slides with too much meaningless data and not actually getting anything across.
whoa - where am i? dave's powerpoint monotonics put me right to sleep!

aw, man - if i'd known it was going to be a marathon of powerpoint monotonics i would've stayed at home and looked all that shit up on the internet.

Monophobia 

The name for the fear of being alone at night. someone who is this is called a monophobic.
im staying at mark's because i have monophobia
Monophobia by hamghetti... September 28, 2006

monoprotic 

1. An expression of approval, similar in nature to "sick" or "weak".

2. An acid having only one dissociable proton.
OMG that's sooooooooooo monoprotic.
monoprotic by Machia April 24, 2009

mohophobic 

Someone that freaks out at the looks of a person participating in Movember.
Mary: Ah! you look like a sleezy pimp with that lousy mo!
Fred: Give me a break, I'm just raising money for the Movember cause! Are you sure you're not mohophobic or something?
mohophobic by ghostwhowalks November 22, 2009

mophonic 

- A word used to describe the ways of a crazy motherfucker, such as a casm.
'Hey quit the bitchin you're losin' it, damn mophonic'

*puff puff puff puff* *cough cough* 'PUFF PUFF GIIIIIVE YOU MOPHONIC FUCK!!!!'
mophonic by flamo April 6, 2004

monophonix 

incoherent jibberish muttered to oneself while walking down a street
"look at that homeless man, his monophonix is scaring the newly wed outside of that church"
monophonix by billy polygram October 11, 2003