the art of putting an audience to sleep with incorrect use of a presentation.
features usually include - but are not limited to - having no personality to speak of, reading off the slides, packing slides with too much meaningless data and not actually getting anything across.
whoa - where am i? dave's powerpoint monotonics put me right to sleep!
aw, man - if i'd known it was going to be a marathon of powerpoint monotonics i would've stayed at home and looked all that shit up on the internet.
Mary: Ah! you look like a sleezy pimp with that lousy mo!
Fred: Give me a break, I'm just raising money for the Movember cause! Are you sure you're not mohophobic or something?