When you become so zooted (stoned) that you begin talk to yourself in the third person, while often creating imaginary people to have hypothetical conversations with. Essentially, you are having a conversation with multiple people that are within your mind discussing hypothetical situations that are often ridiculous and far-fetching.
Dude1: John, Look at that man cutting the grass! We need to stop him, he's murdering those blades of grass!
Pseudo-Dude2: Holy haberdashery John, you're right! He's a monster! Those poor blades of grass!
Pseudo-Dude3: Think about the baby grass blades! Watching their parents being gruesomely murdered and knowing that one day, they will be murdered too!
Dude1: Holy shit John, you're inner monologue high.
Pseudo-Dude2: Holy haberdashery John, you're right! He's a monster! Those poor blades of grass!
Pseudo-Dude3: Think about the baby grass blades! Watching their parents being gruesomely murdered and knowing that one day, they will be murdered too!
Dude1: Holy shit John, you're inner monologue high.
by Mr. Expendable November 23, 2009
The monologue that you write after a break up, be it as a dumpee or as the dumper. It self-indulgently describes in great detail the feelings that you have been through before, during, or after the break down of your relationship, or all. This results in many paragraphs of text, often re-written to the quality of a college essay, to eloquently as possible express your thoughts and emotions. This may be written immediately after the break up, to clear the air and begin the healing process, or it may take a while to get straight in your head. It can be written a long time after the break up, as you may not want to look weak by showing that you were still thinking about the relationship, or give off the false impression that you want to get back together.
Though the ex that you send this to may no longer care about your emotions regarding the relationship, by the time you write your Monologue of Moving On you are ready to leave them to their own devices and move on.
Though the ex that you send this to may no longer care about your emotions regarding the relationship, by the time you write your Monologue of Moving On you are ready to leave them to their own devices and move on.
I was tormented for a while with all the things I never said to him during the relationship, but after I wrote my Monologue Of Moving on I felt a lot better, even though it pissed him off.
The next time she spoke to me, I replied with a Monologue of Moving On, to show her that it was totally over for me.
The next time she spoke to me, I replied with a Monologue of Moving On, to show her that it was totally over for me.
by Fen_94 April 26, 2013
Chief keef is upset in his monologue because the “fuckers” are always in a barber shop talking shit about him (keef 45). Chief keef is telling these “fuckers” to “shut the fuck up” (keef 45). He then says that they are not shit he goes on to rant about these so called “fuckers” (keef 45). Eventually he keef states that if “another one of y’all motherfcukers starts talking shit about chief lied I’m fucking beating they ass (hits fist to hand with a bang)” (keef 47). That is the chief keef (love Sosa monologue).
by BEBINATOR January 16, 2019
I want you to know that i don't know how to contact you privately
I am ready
Are you ready
(U-Bahn-Monologues)
I am ready
Are you ready
(U-Bahn-Monologues)
by Krkič August 11, 2023