monkey twat

A jackass who claims to live in "BevHills," drive luxurious sports cars(Pinto?), swim in "big pools"(of his own urine?), and date hot women(mail-order brides from third-world countries?).

Flinky loves to shove his head up monkey twats.

by Awesome3000 November 15, 2006

Twat monkey

A person who swings from snatch to snatch.

Look at her she just fucked Lucy now she's banging Jenny. The bitch is a true Twat monkey.

by thehashbrownclown June 25, 2017

twat monkey

An inhabitant of a vagina. A slut. A swag. A chicken head. Male or female.

Kevin Federline is a twat monkey.

by Elizzle May 12, 2006

Twat Monkey

A very annoying person who somtimes jumps arond like a monkey very stupidly.

Amy Lee was being a Twat Monkey when her first CD was published.

by Anime4Evr March 1, 2009

twat monkey

Buckle shopping, Affliction wearing, hair gelling, UFC loving douche bag that wacks off to Tapout and cant get enough of going to the gym, taking selfies of himself to show on facebook, and is the most egotistical retard on the planet. (Most UFC

and Tapout fans)

Man chris used to be cool til he got into that gay ass UFC shit, hes such a fucking twat monkey now.

by WVTOMBLIN85 May 25, 2014

Thunder Twonk Two Legged Twat Monkey

The name of a guy, who is tall slim very attractive and a BIG FINESSER. He thinks with his good looks and smooth talk, he’ll getcha.

“Hey beautiful what’s your name, I’m AJ,”.

Oh hi you must be thunder twonk two legged twat monkey because you’re trying to finesse me into liking you.

by PrettygirlBri November 9, 2018

Two legged twat monkey

Something funny call ya m8

Lou lou ya two legged twat monkey

by Onyx1205 September 26, 2016