Monkey town

Well known name for East Cowes, a small town on the Isle of Wight inhabited by people with 6 fingers and extremely limited self respect

We're just entering monkey town, roll yer windows up!

by Muddy Trump April 2, 2011

Going To Monkey Town

The intent and execution of becoming belligerently drunk, passing out in an exposed stairwell, and waking to realize that your wallet is missing, you have blood covering your face, and you have pantyhose trailing out of your bag.

Also a popular PC room in Seoul, South Korea

A: Dude! Where did you go last night? We looked for you for like 2 hours and couldn't find you anywhere? Are you ok? WTF is that in your bag?

B: Uhhh, I said I was going to monkey town last night. Well, I did. I might need stitches. Stop shouting. Please.

by sleepingjellyfish February 24, 2011

London Town Money

A term referring to money made by anyone in less than 2 months. The amount must be higher than S80,000.00.

Vicc: Dude this month I made $90K, what's good?

Saul: Now that's what I call straight London Town Money!!

Vicc: Young Moolah!!!

by Vic.Alexanderrr April 4, 2009

Monkeytown

CB Radio Call for Montgomery, AL. This comes from the monkeys on the island at Oak Park in Midtown. Once they had an escape. After the escape, the city was hailed as Monkeytown by all the truckers. This is around the same time that Birmingham was Smoke City before Iron City.

I'm going to breeze on through Monkeytown headed north towards Smoke City.

by Carseatpusher August 6, 2016

Monkeytown

The story is that truckers call Montgomery, AL "Monkey Town" because of a story about escaped monkeys from the local zoo. The story is that all the monkeys escaped and ran a muck through the city. This is not true. One monkey named Sonny did escape in 1955 and was captured a few days later. Also in 1955, five Rhesus monkeys escaped in Birmingham and they did run through town. Montgomery may be called Monkey Town based on that false story but that has not been proven.

I'm on I-65 headed to Monkeytown and then on North.

by cmw7 September 15, 2021

monkeytown

Term used to describe city where the inept Alabama legislature is located, Montgomery, AL by Huntsville Talk Show Host Dale Jackson.

"Those idiots in Monkeytown can't get anything right."

by MarkRappaport April 16, 2008

Monkeytonker

A monkey that is both a monkey and a tonker - made by merrick lyons who coined the phrase on February 7 2022

You are a monkeytonker

by Yaboimackle February 7, 2022