Monkey bomb

A sexual maneuver in which the pitcher covers his penis in carefully molded C4 then approaches the catcher and drops his pants. When the catcher, unaware of the preparation, gets down to blow the pitcher, the pitcher detonates the C4.

"So what're your plans for tonight?"
"I'm gonna give Becky the monkey bomb."
"The what?"
"Well, you know, when you get the C4, and you--"
"I believe that's called guro."

Monkey bomb by Karma Sutra June 11, 2018

Monkey Bomb

A sexual act in which the male ejaculates in his hand and slaps his partner in the face (best done from behind).

My boyfriend monkey bombed me by surprise!

Monkey Bomb by The True Bomber October 4, 2016

monkey bomb

a offensive term for an IED

if you're going to build a monkey bomb, the government should not be responsible for you injuring yourself.

monkey bomb by Uncle Dimma April 14, 2015

monkey bomb

An offensive term for an i.e.d

If you don't know what you're doing building a monkey bomb in your basement and injure yourself, the government isn't responsible.

monkey bomb by Uncle Dimma April 24, 2021

monkey bomb

An offensive term for an i.e.d

If you don't know what you're doing building a monkey bomb in your basement and injure yourself, the government isn't responsible.

monkey bomb by Uncle Dimma May 30, 2017

monkey bomb

a offensive term for an IED

if you're going to build a monkey bomb, make sure you have the proper know how, otherwise we are not responsible for you injuring yourself.

monkey bomb by Uncle Dimma January 5, 2015

monkey bomb

An offensive term fir a I ED

If you try to build a monkey bomb and injure yourself, I'm not sure the government should be responsible

monkey bomb by Uncle Dimma May 20, 2016