the act of a female (or male) sneaking into a janitor's closet and creaping up on and giving head to an unsuspecting sleeping janitor without awaking him. should one fail, and awake the sleeping janitor, he will be forced to execute the snake ambush.

Laqueesha: Hey girlfriend, what you doin?
Shenainai: Yea La, i just got away with the shadow mongoose on that new janitor.
Laqheesha: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH. You's is one sly biach, SISTAAAA.

shadow mongoose by team mastadon January 10, 2005

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Mongoose Vs. Spitting Cobra

You starve a wild mongoose for 5 days and 4 nights in your bathroom. On the 5th night walk in on it and try to ejaculate on its face.

Rikki Tikki Tavi really got me considering the mongoose vs. spitting cobra

Mongoose Vs. Spitting Cobra by Lil Dick Energy May 28, 2019

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Salty Mongoose

When a man ejaculates on a girls face, then smacks her face with his member a few times, like a striking mongoose.

Related to the salty pirate.

I was banging Melissa last nite, and I gave her a salty mongoose, all Riki Tiki Tavi-style.

Salty Mongoose by Josh April 13, 2004

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Operation strolling mongoose

The first documented park crawl of 8 hooligan youths from Sydney, Australia. It was a rowdy day of intense alcoholism and drug use. In other words the oil caused carnage whilst loose.

Monty: rim rider go buy drugs for operation strolling mongoose

Operation strolling mongoose by Truffle master May 16, 2014

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