money mal

A Money Mal is all about making shit happen, always on the grind, pimpin but not trippin, sexy, charasmatic, articulate, highly intelligent and manipulative. A Money Mal is professional financially motivated people linking up to break bread and make bread, getting their hussle on.
The ladies love a Money Mal and go crazy cuz it's guaranteed great sex. A Money Mal is the ladies begging to give up the panties, money or time "Bitch where my mothafuckin money?!" A Money Mal is ratchet bitches fighting over a cum shot, or sweet girls wanting to be nasty.
A Money Mal is loving to make money, keep wifey and seeds in comfort, if you gottem. A Money Mal keeps side chicks in order with the number one rule,"don't fuck it up!"
A Money Mal is a king among kings, a professional pimp of the 21st century. A Money Mal is gettin that money, killin the bullshit, conquering the world."

My boo pulled a Money Mal and it's between my titties.

Dude look at all this Money Mal stacked on the table, all in hudreds baby!

Fuck playin, that shit's for suckas I gotta get on my Money Mal.

by SweetKake June 25, 2017

Mall Money

Money that you take to the mall if you're actually going to shop instead of hang out.

At least $30.

John: Hey, do you want to go to the mall?
Tiffany: Yeah, but I don't have any mall money.

by zomgjb October 4, 2008

moneymalist

(n.) A style of living by spending least money and especially, carrying only small amount of money.

(n.) One who uses only things those are functional and extremely necessary for his/her life. Never spend for luxury items.

I am a moneymalist.

by poramase April 14, 2010

moneymalism

Moneymalism (n.) describes simplicity of style of living.

I am moneymalism.

by poramase April 14, 2010

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.

Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

by scodder November 15, 2012

Malteser Monkey

Another, of many, slurs for African Americans; similar to coal cricket or obsidian orangutan

Boy, I don't want to see none of them Malteser monkey's around my property, you hear me?

by Bartholomew Heinberg April 6, 2023

dominant male-monkey mother fucker

The jock that dropped out of high school.
The guy that beat you up and got all the pussy for no apparent reason.A dominant asshole.
also known as A (dmmmf)pronounced "dimf"

dude1:remember that guy derf that always picked on us in high school.
dude2:yah i do,THAT DOMINANT MALE-MONKEY MOTHER FUCKER!

by hell spawn October 6, 2007