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national transfer money to your daughters account day 

April 18th is national transfer money to your daughters account day. Where your parents put money into your account or give you money.
Daughter: Hey mom it's national transfer money to your daughters account day... can I have 50$?

Mom: oh... sure I guess!

purple monkey doughnut 

Start by girl sliding glazed doughnut over the guys cock and then grabbing the end of his cock until it turns purple while at the same time inserting a banana into his rectum.
That bitch asked me if I wanted a purple monkey doughnut, I said sure and I ended up with a banana in my ass. WTF