(no not the woman that gave birth to you) the person in a friend group that always provides the unwanted good advice.
billy: hey lets go jump off that bridge
joe: i don't think that's a very good idea we might die
billy: Okay MOM
by SISTAR April 04, 2011
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a common joke that teenagers use when they are too lame to come up with any other comeback.
man 1: Dude! you're so lame!

man 2: you're mom is lame.
by dictionarylady September 02, 2008
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A manipulating, self-centered bitch. EXTREMELY hypocritical and illogical, my mom will do anything to win an argument. She belittles you, makes fun of you, puts you down, all in order to get her point across so she can be the "dominant" one. Sunny and sweet outside, and maniacal and cold at home, she's a backstabbing racist old-fashioned who exaggerates things waaay to much, again, so she can win an argument. I cannot tell her ANYTHING about my life without her critisizing me or making me feel worse. She uses her children to show off to other parents, something she can be proud of and brag over the phone. She's ignorant and superstitious and emotional and lame. I am only grateful for her giving birth to me, and feeding me.

Not all mothers are like this; just a few. I just wanted to post a definition where mom isn't the most wonderful woman in your life.
1) Her: Mexicans and Blacks are lazy.

2) Her: God, your friends are such sluts! They can use tampons already? How can they use tampons, unless their hymens are already broken, meaning they must of had sex! Whores!

3) Her: Look at your sister, sitting in her room, reading a book and studying! Look at what YOU'RE doing.
Me: I read almost everyday and get straight As!
Her: Well, you read too much!

4) Her: You have not accomplished anything this year! You are a loser and you will never make it in life! The only reason you aren't failing at school is because of ME.

5) Her: *nag nag*
Me: Hold on, I'm on the phone.
Her: *continues nagging*
Me: Be quiet Ma, I'm on the phone!
Her: Don't tell me to shut up! Such disrespect! I can do whatever I want to, nag nag...


Me: Mom, I need to go to the library to check out some-

6) Her: You cannot dye your hair! Once you do, you will become a bad girl and start having sex with random strangers!
Me: How can hair color determine your behaviour?
Her: Look at all the people who have green hair!

7) Her: You mean the Earth revolves around THE SUN?!?!

I swear, all of these anecdotes are true. She has caused me severe psychological damage; bad self image, low self esteem, depression. I wish I had your mother instead.
by Mattie May 07, 2005
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mom: do you think im made of money?
kid: isn't that what mom stands for?
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1. The person who gave birth to you.

2. A nickname for Roger H.
"You make a mean Mac n' Cheese Mom."

"Nice tackle out there Mom; you're a freaking beast today!"
by Rogizzle April 06, 2005
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A term of endearment. Usually used for a woman who you look up to or idolize.
"Lana Del Rey is such a mom. Her music, her personality, and her fashion is beyond."
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the woman who can be the biggest bitch in the whole world and will do anything 2 be right. She's not always right but thinks she is and ends up getting you in trouble for something you didn't do. But she's not always a bitch, she can be the most loving person in the world and do anything to make her kids have a better life. She puts her kids first and is hardly ever selfish. She'll love you no matter what you did and doesn't care what you look like, what you did, or how well you did as long as she knows that you tried you're hardest and didn't mean to hurt anyone(including yourself) in the process.
My mom is not selfish at ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!
by catchmeififall19 February 12, 2008
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