The most horrible place in the world. Residing in North Carolina. Home of the most red neck fuck tards ever. The stupidest school in the world.
by punkass89 January 6, 2010
Mitchell High School is located about 20 minutes south of Bedford North Lawrence, a thought it is significantly much better it is still a flea rotten, slutty douche bag oasis. The school's athletic programs are so poorly undercoached and over funded. The football team is filled with out of shape untalented twats. The basketball team cannot even comprehend the basics of dribbling or simply how to complete a layup. However every basketball player has hope's of "making the big leagues"; they most definitely will always sign your year book with their jersey number. The cheer squad might as well be a 6 month opened old can of anchovies. The baseball team is the poorest athletes to ever walk the halls. The coaches pick the starters of all teams simply on who kisses the most ass and their relation to the coach.
Bill: "Yo Steve where did you get your crotch lice?"
Steve: "I forgot to wash my hands after high fiving a girl that goes to Mitchell High School."
Steve: "I forgot to wash my hands after high fiving a girl that goes to Mitchell High School."
by Twatmuffin998818 May 7, 2018
literal HELL, even tho it’s the best high school in pasco county. mitchell consists of fuckboys, gangs, drug dealers, and hoes who basically think they run the school
hey have you heard of mitchell high school? it’s supposed to be good, but wasn’t there a big arrest yesterday?
by yiannipappas October 21, 2018
A worthless hell hole filled with cum guzzling sluts who want their hell holes filled. Every teacher in the school is a joke and can't comprehend shit. Full of gangs, fuck boys, furries, and skanks who all think they run the school. A true shit show unrivaled in its mediocrity.
by FuckMitchell666 December 5, 2018
Shitty ass school of hicks that specializes in being ass at everything. Football team is kinda ass and they suck. Fuck mitchell
by Awesome guy 8000 August 30, 2022