Person 1: Did you see Miss USA on tv last night?

Person 2:Yeah, she's a damn fine woman.
by mattollaf March 24, 2011
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When someone doesn't know the answer to a simple question. (Recently, 50% of the Miss USA contestants didn't know who the Vice-President of the USA is.)
"Dude, what time is it?"
"Duh, I don't know, man."
"Thank you, Miss USA."
by regsixer June 10, 2012
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A tool used by middle aged men to jerk off to young girls in swimwear.

Also, a whore factory.
"Hey man, did you see the game last night?"

"Nah, I was too busy whackin' it to the Miss Teen USA pageant."
by Mr. Deadfolx February 10, 2009
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