The most miserable fuck you will ever meet. Miserable Dan always rushes his friends but makes everyone wait for him. It takes him 3 hrs to move 3 feet. He often bosses people but can never be bossed himself. The only time he's not miserable is when he's sleeping which rarely happens. He always thinks how he can get on the other side of the door. When he enters a place he finds 101 ways to exit. He somehow find a way to leave his own funeral early. He's Miserable Dan
Example #1
Henry what type of people are these!
Their miserable Dan's
Example #2
Its so nice to have all these people attend his funeral.
Wait the casket is empty
Henry what type of people are these!
Their miserable Dan's
Example #2
Its so nice to have all these people attend his funeral.
Wait the casket is empty
by No show April 14, 2014
A person that has no moral understanding. An ass hat. Someone that parks like a schmuck and doesn't apologize. Worse than a miserable prick.
Someone that lives at 11900 Champion Lake
Someone that lives at 11900 Champion Lake
by Justletmepark April 21, 2018
Wretchedly unhappy person who is able to be a complete asshole, incessantly annoying. person totally obnoxious and easy to dislike!
Ricker told me he was an "MPB" a miserable prick bastard, I didn't believe him. Now I know what it is I understand it's true.
by exofloanwolf January 11, 2023
Follow on from the term, "resting bitch face". Means the person, normally a girl / woman has a miserable looking face and looks like a right bitch.
by Mad4it October 8, 2015
Some one who is such a miserable bastard who has no friends and only achievment in life is a fur ball!
by Dr Dont Care March 11, 2009
by Doctor Frankenstein November 12, 2010