Ming ming nah nah

The text response to a mate who is completely spangled and sends you a nonsensical text message. It tells them that they are talking complete bollocks so rational replies aren't required

Hey, I was thinking on Saturday, No Friday what am I talking that we could nnnnnnnnsjdfjdfjdsdj

Ming Ming Nah Nah

by Olsburger September 07, 2016

ming po

A Asian male that is blessed with a rather large package that puts most other males to shame.

Johnny is a real Ming Po.

by Chief wiggum May 01, 2016

ming-serve

An oral news service where someone publicizes the shitty details and news of all of his friends to all of his other friends.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Sam's girlfriend dumped him?"
Person 2: "I got the ming-serve. Of course I heard it."

by karpis March 01, 2014

Ming Sting

A minger thats been around the block and is bound to have picked up a few things on her travels

"no way man that bird will give ya ming sting"

"that chick is ming sting for sure"

by Ronhole February 11, 2009

Ming sze

the best apex halo infinite player that can whoop your ass
james is shit

ming sze is the best and no one can come close

by mamagobyebye November 21, 2021

Ming Ting

Opposite of peng ting, a minger also known as a Ming Ting

Jess: ew look that girl

Renita: omg that’s Jordan she’s a proper Ming Ting

by xxxxxoooo November 17, 2017

Ming Warrior

The antagonist to the musketeers. This pathetic specimen of a human often tries to compete with the musketeers by placing shiny things on the ground in a vain attempt to blow up all the Musketeers.
Despite seeming success with women on paper they later prove to be fat.

Person 1: I really like the Musketeers, they're cool guys.
Person 2: I'm a Ming Warrior
Person 1: Piss off

by 4Musketeers January 13, 2011